Slaus’s Law:  If you do some work too well, you can not get rid of it.

Franco’s Law for the workplace:  If you like what you’re doing, probably you are doing it wrong.

Larson’s Bureaucratic principle:  If you can do the impossible, your boss will immediately include it in your permanent duties.

First trap of genius:  No boss is going to tolerate an employee who is always right.

Perkin’s Law:  Pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the ass.

Ruffles’s Law for business:  The less work the employees have, the slower they do it.

Law of Lempnar for employment:  If you leave from work later, no one will notice. If you leave early, you will surely meet your boss in the parking lot.

Maxima of the Office:  The phone never rings when you have nothing to do.

Law of Otto:  You are always doing something sideways when the boss weans near your desk.

Clyde’s Law:  If you need to do something and put it off long enough, there’s a good chance someone else to do it for you.

Harry’s Rule:  When you don’t know what to do, give yourself worried look and move quickly.